What Is It Going To Take, John Hall?
Q: Does the Bank always make developing countries privatize their industries and assets?
A: No, our advice is shaped by the needs and circumstances of each country. In some cases, state-owned industries are propped up with public funds that could be better used to improve health care, hire new teachers or build roads. Each country is different, and therefore we assess a country according to its own circumstances and tailor our advice to best implement the policies the country has laid out for economic and social development.
Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific-technological elite.
Its government no longer even attempts to reduce the ruinous expenses of maintaining huge standing armies, replacing the equipment that seven years of wars have destroyed or worn out, or preparing for a war in outer space against unknown adversaries. Instead, the Bush administration puts off these costs for future generations to pay or repudiate.
Its government no longer even attempts to reduce the ruinous expenses of…preparing for a war in outer space against unknown adversaries.
When Specialist Jeremy Hall held a meeting last July for atheists and freethinkers at Camp Speicher in Iraq, he was excited, he said, to see an officer attending.
But minutes into the talk, the officer, Maj. Freddy J. Welborn, began to berate Specialist Hall and another soldier about atheism, Specialist Hall wrote in a sworn statement. “People like you are not holding up the Constitution and are going against what the founding fathers, who were Christians, wanted for America!” Major Welborn said, according to the statement.
Deductive reasoning works from the more general to the more specific. Sometimes this is informally called a “top-down” approach. We might begin with thinking up a theory about our topic of interest. We then narrow that down into more specific hypotheses that we can test. We narrow down even further when we collect observations to address the hypotheses. This ultimately leads us to be able to test the hypotheses with specific data — a confirmation (or not) of our original theories.
Inductive reasoning works the other way, moving from specific observations to broader generalizations and theories. Informally, we sometimes call this a “bottom up” approach (please note that it’s “bottom up” and not “bottoms up” which is the kind of thing the bartender says to customers when he’s trying to close for the night!). In inductive reasoning, we begin with specific observations and measures, begin to detect patterns and regularities, formulate some tentative hypotheses that we can explore, and finally end up developing some general conclusions or theories.
Note: I did not add the “bottoms up” joke.
Another way to look at it is Deductive Reasoning is a form of reasoning by which each conclusion follows from the previous one; an argument is built by conclusions that progress towards a final statement. And Inductive Reasoning is a form of reasoning in which a conclusion is reached based on a pattern present in numerous observations.
Here in Washington, D.C., the home office of political self-promotion…prevailing Conventional Wisdom has now moved beyond popular consensus over the suddenly “inevitable” presidential nomination of New York senator and Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton to pretentious speculation about her choice of a vice presidential running mate (either Ohio Gov. Ted Strickland or former Marine Corps Commandant Gen. James Jones).
Q Let me go back to the Americans. Two-thirds of Americans say it’s not worth fighting, and they’re looking at the value gain versus the cost in American lives, certainly, and Iraqi lives.
THE VICE PRESIDENT: So?
Q So — you don’t care what the American people think?
THE VICE PRESIDENT: No, I think you cannot be blown off course by the fluctuations in the public opinion polls. Think about what would have happened if Abraham Lincoln had paid attention to polls, if they had had polls during the Civil War. He never would have succeeded if he hadn’t had a clear objective, a vision for where he wanted to go, and he was willing to withstand the slings and arrows of the political wars in order to get there. And this President has been very courageous, very consistent, very determined to continue down the course we were on and to achieve our objective. And that’s victory in Iraq, that’s the establishment of a democracy where there’s never been a democracy, it’s the establishment of a regime that respects the rights and liberties of their people, as an ally for the United States in the war against terror, and as a positive force for change in the Middle East. That’s a huge accomplishment.
Going hunting from a dusty road
Good lawyer, he got a faceload
And when he got it, his head sunk in.
Don’t worry, ‘cause I’m drunken.
I’m a “So” man, I’m a “So” man
I’m a “So” man, I’m a “So” man
Got where I am the hard way
And I keep it secret, each and every day
My powers, there’s more you bet
‘Cause you ain’t seen nothing yet
I’m a “So” man, I’m a “So” man
I’m a “So” man, I’m a “So” man
I was bought out back on Wall Street
I learned how to lie before I could eat
I investigated this old heart
When I stop caring, I just can’t start
I’m a “So” man, I’m a “So” man
I’m a “So” man, I’m a “So” man
Just grab the dope and he’ll clue you in
Watch his back and be his only oil man
Yeah, yeah
I’m talking about a “So” man, “So” man
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McCain
Original words and music by J.J. Cale
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, 2008
If you wanna have clout
You’ve gotta call him out
McCain
If you wanna see frowns
See frowns all around
McCain
He’s all lies
He’s all lies
He’s all lies
McCAIN
When he gets to lose
He’s gonna have them blues
McCAIN
When his campaign’s done
He’s gonna wanna lie on
McCAIN
He’s all lies
He’s all lies
He’s all lies
McCAIN
When his campaign’s done
He’s gonna wanna lie on
McCAIN
He forgets the facts
He can’t take it back
McCAIN
He’s all lies
He’s all lies
He’s all lies
McCAIN
He’s all lies
He’s all lies
He’s all lies
McCAIN
Koch said another reason support for third-party candidates is waning is the dynamics of this year’s presidential race. Strong support for the Democratic candidates, especially Obama, has energized young and first-time voters to turn out in primaries and caucuses.
In addition, there are no particularly strong third-party candidates who have distinguished themselves from the major party candidates this year, Koch said. The possible candidacies of Ralph Nader, former Republican congressman Bob Barr of Georgia and former Democratic congresswoman Cynthia McKinney of Georgia have the potential to grab some support from young voters, he said, but probably will not.
Flag Pin
Original Words and Music, “Rag Doll”, by Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Jim Vallance, and Holly Knight, 1987
Additional Lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, 2008
Flag Pin, wear it on your clothing
Spot check, ev’rybody’s noting
It’s so fine, you’ll never see me leave it by the back door
Man
Got mine, wear it nice and easy
Want proof, come on up and see me
Flag pin, buddy won’t you don it like you done before
I’m feeling like a flag boy
Mm just like a flag boy
I’m looking at a flag pin
Like talkin’ to an old friend
Some guy’s talkin’ real loud
Talkin’ all about it says, “Proud”
Try to tell us it’s a big thing
A new version we could all sing
Real easy for the good guys
Keep wearing it, you look wise
Looks real nifty, go and get me fifty
Cover ev’ry spot until I’m goin’ down in history
Flag Pin, wear it on your clothing
Spot check, ev’rybody’s noting
It’s so fine, you’ll never see me leave it by the back door
Man
Got mine, wear it nice and easy
Want proof, come on up and see me
Flag pin, buddy won’t you don it like you done before
Yes I’m groovin’
‘Cause I’m provin’
I’m patriotic big time
Can’t hit me with a cheap slime
Yes I’m braggin’
‘Bout my flag pin
Looks real nifty, go and get me fifty
Cover ev’ry spot until I’m goin’ down in history
Flag Pin, wear it on your clothing
Spot check, ev’rybody’s noting
It’s so fine, you’ll never see me leave it by the back door
Man
Got mine, wear it nice and easy
Want proof, come on up and see me
Flag pin, buddy won’t you don it, buddy won’t you don it,
buddy won’t you don it like you done before
Yes I’m groovin’
‘Cause I’m provin’
I’m patriotic big time
Gone crazy on the moon shine
Yes I’m braggin’
‘Bout my flag pin
Nice and shiny, wear it on my hiney
Cover ev’ry spot until I’m goin’ down in history
Flag Pin, wear it on your clothing
Spot check, ev’rybody’s noting
It’s so fine, you’ll never see me leave it by the back door
Man
Got mine, wear it nice and easy
Want proof, come on up and see me
Flag pin, buddy won’t you don it like you done before
Flag Pin, wear it on your clothing
Spot check, ev’rybody’s noting
It’s so fine, you’ll never see me leave it by the back door
Man
Got mine, wear it nice and easy
Want proof, come on up and see me
Flag pin, buddy won’t you don it like you done before
George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, “I want to go to Disneyland.”
George said, “No problem. I’ll take you there on Air Force One”.
The second kid said, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan’s.”
George said, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”
The third kid said, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!”
Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, “But you don’t look like you are handicapped.”
The kid says, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!”
“This isn’t any signal. It’s a direct statement. If it’s a signal, fine.” - George H. W. Bush, as reported in New York Times, Mar 10, 1980, p B10
Wayne’s Driving Rule #2
The proper sequence for making a turn off the main road is:1. Engage the turn signal (the correct turn signal) about ten to fifteen seconds before you make the turn, but at least five seconds before you hit the brakes.
2. After a pause of about five seconds, begin applying the brakes.
3. Then slow down sufficiently (it’s okay if you have to come to a complete stop because of those discourteous people having the audacity to be coming from the opposite direction) to safely make the turn without turning it into the slowest possible maneuver ever made by man and machine.
Justice calling from the faraway towns
Before war is declared, they must be brought down
Justice calling from the entire world
Come out and get on board all you boys and girls
Justice calling now don’t look at us
All that phoney Neo-mania has bitten the dust
Justice calling see we ain’t got no pull
Sick of that cry of the “privilege” bull
The Clampdown is coming , the guns are aiming in
Protests expected and our rights are growing thin
Falsehoods keep coming and they rule by fear
Justice is calling and I want it delivered
Justice calling to the presidential drones
Forget it brother, and just stay home
Justice calling to the Merchants of Death
Quit helping out and take another breath
Justice calling and I want them brought out
And when they start talking I want truth coming out
Justice calling see we ain’t heard but lies
Except for the ones who were CIA guys
The Clampdown is coming, the guns are aiming in
Falsehoods keep coming, our rights are growing thin
A nuclear war now, and I have my fears
And Justice is calling and I want it delivered
(music)
The Clampdown is coming, the guns are aiming in
Falsehoods keep coming, our rights are growing thin
A nuclear war now, and I have my fears
And Justice is calling and I want it delivered
Now get this
Justice calling, yeah, I heard it, too
And you what they said? Well, none of it was true!
Justice calling at the top of the pile
And after they’re gone, won’t you give me a smile?
I never felt so much alive (fading) alive alive alive
A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
“First”, Bobby Lee said, “I ain’t gonna kiss her on the lips.” The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
“Second”, he said, “She must wear a ‘Dale Earnhardt Forever’ T-Shirt.” The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
“Third”, he said, “you can’t never tell no one about this.” The keeper obviously agreed to this condition.
“Fourth”, Bobby Lee said, “I want all the children raised Southern Baptist.” Once again it was agreed.
“And last,” Bobby Lee said, “I’ll need another week to come up with the $500.”
Well, we all know Rush Limbaugh can be a real slimeball sometimes. I mean, what with the lying, and the distorting, and the racism stuff. And it’s not new with him. Early in his career, he went by the radio DJ name Jeff Christie. (Real “macho” name, eh?) And he was known to say controversial things, one of which I allude to in this song parody. (The link in the line is to a Snopes.com article confirming its veracity.) So, without further ado, another tribute to Rush Limbaugh, courtesy of Johnny Cash’s “I Walk The Line”, 1959.
I Cross The Line
Original Words and Music “I Walk The Line”, by Johnny Cash, 1959
Additional Lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, 2008I keep a close watch on this hate of mine
I keep my mouth wide open all the time
I keep the mike on for the lie that shines
Because I’m slime, I cross the lineI find it very, very easy to fool you
I find myself alone when each day is through
Yes, I’ll admit the things I say aren’t true
Because I’m slime, I cross the lineWell late one night a black man called my line
I could not tell just what was on his mind
“Take out that bone, and call me back some time”
Because I’m slime, I cross the lineThey’ve gone a ways to keep me on their side
They gave me cause for hate that I can’t hide
For them I know I’d even try to turn the tide
Because I’m slime, I cross the lineI keep a close watch on this hate of mine
I keep my mouth wide open all the time
I keep the mike on for the lie that shines
Because I’m slime, I cross the line
Wayne’s Driving Rule #1
If you want to drive at the same speed as the people in the lane next to you, then get in the lane next to you.
Enjoy this great moment from The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.