If you haven’t heard about Minnesota Rep Michelle Bachmann’s latest departure from reality, you can read about it at The Zoo.
I’m A Deceiver (The Michelle Bachmann Song)
Original words and music “I’m a Believer” by Neil Diamond
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider
I thought facts were only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Libs are out to get me (doo-do do-doo)
Now that’s the way it seems (doo-do do-doo)
Real annoying fact checks haunt my dreams
When you see my face, Know I’m a deceiver
Not a trace of facts in my mind
I’m so dumb (oooooh), I’m a deceiver
I wouldn’t leave here ’til I lie
I thought facts were more or less a silly thing
Seemed, the more I heard, the less I thought
There’s a use in lying (doo-do do-doo)
Though it causes pain (doo-do do-doo)
When you needed sunshine I brought rain
When you see my face, Know I’m a deceiver
Not a trace of facts in my mind
I’m so dumb (oooooh), I’m a deceiver
I wouldn’t leave here ’til I lie
Libs are out to get me (doo-do do-doo)
Now that’s the way it seems (doo-do do-doo)
Real annoying fact checks haunt my dreams
When you see my face, Know I’m a deceiver
Not a trace of facts in my mind
I’m so dumb (oooooh), I’m a deceiver
I wouldn’t leave here ’til I lie
When you see my face, Know I’m deceiver
Not a trace of facts in my mind
Yeah I’m a deceiver, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m a deceiver (I’m a deceiver)
Yeah, I’m a deceiver, yeah (I’m a deceiver)
OMG, this one is my new favorite!!!
You’re on a roll, Wayne.
Comment by Zooey — February 21, 2009 @ 2:13 am
And the hits just keep on coming. Might even have another one soon. I’m guessing it’ll be your new favorite.
Seriously, thank you.
Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — February 21, 2009 @ 2:22 am
Lovely!
Comment by 5thstate — April 6, 2009 @ 9:58 pm