I Married a Bloke

This is a song parody I wrote in support of marriage equality. It is intended to be a male singing it. I hope you enjoy it. Complaints can be directed to:

Brian Williams
c/o NBC Nightly News
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York City, NY 10112

I Married a Bloke
Original words and music “I Started a Joke” by Robin Gibb, Barry Gibb, and Maurice Gibb, 1968
Additional lyrics Wayne A. Schneider, 2014, All rights reserved

I married a bloke
Which started the Christians screaming
But they didn’t see
When the bloke was on me, oh, no

So I stood up and spoke
Which started the Right Wing scheming
Oh, but they’ll never see
What the bloke does for me

I looked in his eyes
Running my hands
Over his thighs
And I took him to bed
Purging my head
Of things that they said

‘Til I finally woke
Which started the whole world dreaming
Oh, if they’d only see
What the bloke means to me

I looked in his eyes
Running my hands
Over his thighs
And I took him to bed
Purging my head
Of things that they said

‘Til I finally woke
Which started the whole world dreaming
Oh, if they’d only see, oh, yeah
What the bloke means to me, oh, no
What the bloke means to me, oh