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		<title>Last Words</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2011/07/04/last-words/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 20:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A poster (badmoodman) at the other blog I contribute to (TheZoo) posted this hilarious video about a Civil War colonel&#8217;s last words&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3397414&amp;post=1060&amp;subd=pickwaynesbrain&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>See Our Best</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 02:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Alan Menken]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Be Our Guest]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it looks like the Republicans are putting together another unexciting field of candidates. According to a recent poll, the candidate that Republican voters were most excited about, by 67%, was &#8220;None.&#8221; In honor of the Republican Candidates for president, I present this song, based on another Disney classic, &#8220;Be Our Guest&#8221;, from &#8220;Beauty and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3397414&amp;post=1057&amp;subd=pickwaynesbrain&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Under Their Scheme</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2011/06/19/under-their-scheme/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 01:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Alan Menken]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ayn Rand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Donald Trump]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Herman Cain]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Under the Sea]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Please don&#8217;t sue me, Disney. I just wanted to warn people about the dangers of what the Republicans are trying to do, and I thought a catchy little tune might help. This also happens to be one of my all-time favorite Disney songs. Under Their Scheme Original words and music &#8220;Under The Sea&#8221; by Howard [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3397414&amp;post=969&amp;subd=pickwaynesbrain&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Follow me on the Twitter</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2011/06/18/follow-me-on-the-twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 00:26:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I signed up for a Twitter account. You are welcome to follow me at @WayneASchneider. I thank you in advance, and I hope to make it worth your while. (As I get used to it, I&#8217;ll learn how to consolidate my messages.) I also managed to get a tiny url: http://tinyurl.com/waynesbrain<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3397414&amp;post=961&amp;subd=pickwaynesbrain&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Comedy Classics &#8211; Laugh-In</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2011/06/15/comedy-classics-laugh-in/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 11:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Artie Johnson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dan Rowan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dick Martin]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Gotcha!]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sally Field]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Laugh-In was one of my favorite shows growing up. And look at all the famous people who appeared when they were much younger, and alive.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3397414&amp;post=951&amp;subd=pickwaynesbrain&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mitt Romney &#8211; Moral Mendacity or Memory Failure?</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2011/06/14/mitt-romney-moral-mendacity-or-memory-failure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 00:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Election 2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FEMA]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[During Monday night&#8217;s Republican presidential debate, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney was asked a question about what role FEMA should play in disaster relief and whether or not more should be done by the states themselves. CNN&#8217;s JOHN KING: What else, Governor Romney? You&#8217;ve been a chief executive of a state. I was just in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3397414&amp;post=945&amp;subd=pickwaynesbrain&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The FBI Forgets the Fourth</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 11:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I seriously have to wonder just what it means to some people to &#8220;support and defend the Constitution of the United States.&#8221; The FBI has decided to update its operations manual, which they like to call the Domestic Investigations and Operations Guide, (last updated under the previous Attorney General, Michael Mukasey), and for being such [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3397414&amp;post=942&amp;subd=pickwaynesbrain&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Republicans Who Hate Women</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2011/06/12/republicans-who-hate-women/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2011 20:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Abortion Rights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Election 2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rick Santorum]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today on Meet The Press, presidential hopeful Rick Santorum tried, once again, to prove he&#8217;s the furthest one out on the right when it comes to abortion. Ignoring both constitutional precedent as well as common sense logic, Santorum made the claim that human life begins at conception and that any doctor who performs an abortion [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3397414&amp;post=936&amp;subd=pickwaynesbrain&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>This Is NOT a Sex Scandal</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2011/06/04/this-is-not-a-sex-scandal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 12:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Anthony Weiner]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[penis]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over at Think Progress, in a message for Rep. Anthony Weiner Matt Yglesias described the twitter photo controversy as a &#8220;sex scandal.&#8221; I say it is no such thing. If you look at the picture, you can see no genitalia of any kind. What you can see is what appears to be a pair of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3397414&amp;post=932&amp;subd=pickwaynesbrain&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Enemy (The Album Parody)</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2011/04/16/enemy-the-album-parody/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 03:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Parody]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beatles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fox News Channel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[George Harrison]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Let It Be]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The same friend who once gave me a suggestion that resulted in &#8220;Georgie (A Rock Opera Parody)&#8221; recently suggested I should try to do a concept album, out of one that wasn&#8217;t originally a concept album. Having just completed &#8220;Against The Universe&#8221; (below), I wondered if I could do something about Fox News Channel with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3397414&amp;post=918&amp;subd=pickwaynesbrain&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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