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	<description>Song parodies, political commentary, some silly stuff, and  cats!  Enjoy!</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Scott of the Anti-Architect</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/scott-of-the-anti-architect/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Corruption]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[George W. Bush]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Karl Rove]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Obstruction of Justice]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Scott McClellan]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[What Happened]]></category>

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Scott McClellan has finally published his tell-all book, &#8220;What Happened&#8221;.  The reaction from the White House was, predictably, well-organized and &#8220;on message&#8221;.  If you&#8217;ve been watching any of the coverage since McClellan&#8217;s first appearance on the Today Show, you know that the White House was both &#8220;puzzled&#8221; and &#8220;sad&#8221;.  And, apparently, aliens [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Hillary Should Not Continue to Run</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2008/05/26/why-hillary-should-not-continue-to-run/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 21:16:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Commentary]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As a New Yorker and constituent of Sen Clinton, I will accept, on her word, that even though she has once before specifically mentioned an &#8220;assassination&#8221; as a reason for staying in the race, that she was referencing the event in terms of the time frame alone, and not the horrific outcome (both for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke Time: The Farmer&#8217;s Daughters</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2008/05/19/joke-time-the-farmers-daughters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 08:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Joke Time]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first date came to the door and said, &#8221;I&#8217;m Eddie, I&#8217;m here to pick up Betty. We&#8217;re going for spaghetti, is she ready?&#8221; 
&#8220;No,&#8221; the farmer said. 
The second guy came to the door and said, &#8221;I&#8217;m Joe, I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Casa Blanco</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2008/05/18/casa-blanco/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 17:17:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Parody]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Condoleezza Rice]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[El Paso]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[George W. Bush]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Marty Robbins]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Steve Martin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/?p=41</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ :  :  :  :  :  :  :  :  :  : 

Though I am heart, a rock and roll man, I have enjoyed a few famous country and western songs, and one of them has been Marty Robbins’ “El Paso.”  It’s a nice little melody [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bush In a Bubble</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2008/05/16/bush-in-a-bubble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 02:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Parody]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Congress]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[George W. Bush]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Graceland]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Paul Simon]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Boy in the Bubble]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ :  :  :  :  :  :  :  :  :  : 

What will it take for Congress to do something about Bush? The constant bald-faced lies, about, quite literally, everything. The constant effort on the part of his administration to frighten the citizens of this country [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke Time:  Three Old Ladies</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/joke-time-three-old-ladies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 08:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Joke Time]]></category>

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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. 

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ruining America</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/ruining-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 04:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Breakfast in America]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[George W. Bush]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Supertramp]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Well, you know how I feel about &#8220;President&#8221; George Bush (spits on ground).  As usual, a song came on the radio on the drive home, a line for a parody came to me, and the result is below.  (Don&#8217;t worry.  I waited until I got home to finish it.  The second [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Intel Paranoia</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/intel-paranoia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 07:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Dick Cheney]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Eagles]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hotel California]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Iran]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[War]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
They made up reasons to start a war with Iraq, and there&#8217;s no reason to think they won&#8217;t try to do it again.  Here, courtesy of The Eagles&#8217; &#8220;Hotel California&#8221; is my take on it.  I hope you enjoy it.  Oh, and the performance is from a 1994 reunion concert.  It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Panderer</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/the-panderer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 04:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Parody]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Panderer]]></category>

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This could apply to almost any politician running for office, but I&#8217;m sure that some of you out there will see one of the current presidential candidates in it.  John McCain being the most obvious, of course.  (What do you expect?  I&#8217;m a Liberal!)  It&#8217;s to the tune of the famous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke Time: Kittens</title>
		<link>http://pickwaynesbrain.wordpress.com/2008/05/05/joke-time-kittens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 08:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wayne A. Schneider</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Joke Time]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[George W. Bush]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[George W. Bush and a secret service agent are taking a stroll when they come upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it.  Curious, Bush asks the girl, &#8220;What&#8217;s in the basket?&#8221;
She replies, &#8220;New baby kittens,&#8221; and she opens the basket to show him.
&#8220;How nice,&#8221; says Bush. &#8220;What kind are [...]]]></description>
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