Pick Wayne's Brain

April 18, 2008

Flag Pin

Filed under: Parody — Tags: , , , , — Wayne A. Schneider @ 10:54 PM
Enough with the nonsense about who does and who doesn’t wear a flag pin! Is that what it takes to prove you love your country? A flag pin? You mean it’s come to this? (Enjoy rockin’ to Aerosmith’s “Rag Doll”, a real cool tune and a slightly racy video.)

Flag Pin
Original Words and Music, “Rag Doll”, by Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Jim Vallance, and Holly Knight, 1987
Additional Lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, 2008

Flag Pin, wear it on your clothing
Spot check, ev’rybody’s noting
It’s so fine, you’ll never see me leave it by the back door
Man
Got mine, wear it nice and easy
Want proof, come on up and see me
Flag pin, buddy won’t you don it like you done before

I’m feeling like a flag boy
Mm just like a flag boy
I’m looking at a flag pin
Like talkin’ to an old friend
Some guy’s talkin’ real loud
Talkin’ all about it says, “Proud”
Try to tell us it’s a big thing
A new version we could all sing
Real easy for the good guys
Keep wearing it, you look wise
Looks real nifty, go and get me fifty
Cover ev’ry spot until I’m goin’ down in history

Flag Pin, wear it on your clothing
Spot check, ev’rybody’s noting
It’s so fine, you’ll never see me leave it by the back door
Man
Got mine, wear it nice and easy
Want proof, come on up and see me
Flag pin, buddy won’t you don it like you done before

Yes I’m groovin’
‘Cause I’m provin’
I’m patriotic big time
Can’t hit me with a cheap slime
Yes I’m braggin’
‘Bout my flag pin
Looks real nifty, go and get me fifty
Cover ev’ry spot until I’m goin’ down in history

Flag Pin, wear it on your clothing
Spot check, ev’rybody’s noting
It’s so fine, you’ll never see me leave it by the back door
Man
Got mine, wear it nice and easy
Want proof, come on up and see me
Flag pin, buddy won’t you don it, buddy won’t you don it,
buddy won’t you don it like you done before

Yes I’m groovin’
‘Cause I’m provin’
I’m patriotic big time
Gone crazy on the moon shine
Yes I’m braggin’
‘Bout my flag pin
Nice and shiny, wear it on my hiney
Cover ev’ry spot until I’m goin’ down in history

Flag Pin, wear it on your clothing
Spot check, ev’rybody’s noting
It’s so fine, you’ll never see me leave it by the back door
Man
Got mine, wear it nice and easy
Want proof, come on up and see me
Flag pin, buddy won’t you don it like you done before

Flag Pin, wear it on your clothing
Spot check, ev’rybody’s noting
It’s so fine, you’ll never see me leave it by the back door
Man
Got mine, wear it nice and easy
Want proof, come on up and see me
Flag pin, buddy won’t you don it like you done before

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