Pick Wayne's Brain

April 18, 2008

Joke Time: Future Handicapping

Filed under: Joke Time — Tags: , — Wayne A. Schneider @ 4:00 AM

George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, “I want to go to Disneyland.”

George said, “No problem. I’ll take you there on Air Force One”.

The second kid said, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan’s.”

George said, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”

The third kid said, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!”

Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, “But you don’t look like you are handicapped.”

The kid says, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!”

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2 Comments

  1. Good one… did you make up this joke yourself?

    Comment by Cats r Flyfishn — April 21, 2008 @ 8:04 AM

  2. I wish I could say I did, but most of the jokes I post come from other sources. My “funny” stuff usually appears in my posts and song parodies.

    But thank you for agreeing that it’s a good one. 🙂

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — April 21, 2008 @ 3:53 PM


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