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April 20, 2008

McCain

Filed under: Parody — Tags: , , , — Wayne A. Schneider @ 4:00 AM
If you’ve been paying close attention to the news, you might have learned that John McCain has a bit of an honesty problem. He just flat out tells untruths, also known as lies. There have been several articles recently about his connection with a lobbyist, and whether or not he went too far in helping her client. But John McCain gets a pass from the media when his integrity should be questioned at every turn. Do you really know where he stands on anything? Besides trying to give us a third Bush term, which he seems to think the American people want. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this song parody about McCain’s lies. It’s to the tune of Eric Clapton’s immortal “Cocaine”.

McCain
Original words and music by J.J. Cale
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, 2008

If you wanna have clout
You’ve gotta call him out
McCain
If you wanna see frowns
See frowns all around
McCain

He’s all lies
He’s all lies
He’s all lies
McCAIN

When he gets to lose
He’s gonna have them blues
McCAIN
When his campaign’s done
He’s gonna wanna lie on
McCAIN

He’s all lies
He’s all lies
He’s all lies
McCAIN

When his campaign’s done
He’s gonna wanna lie on
McCAIN
He forgets the facts
He can’t take it back
McCAIN

He’s all lies
He’s all lies
He’s all lies
McCAIN

He’s all lies
He’s all lies
He’s all lies
McCAIN

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5 Comments

  1. Another great one, Wayne. I love “Flag Pin” as well.

    I’d love to see this one on our Friday night music night. 🙂

    Comment by Zooey — April 20, 2008 @ 1:24 PM

  2. Thank you, Zooey. I’ll leave posting either of them at The Zoo up to you. My parodies are not as popular at The Zoo as they are here. Which should tell you a lot. 😉

    But thanks, anyway.

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — April 20, 2008 @ 3:45 PM

  3. You have been exposed Stalinist! deleted Asshole!

    [Link deleted by Admin.]

    Comment by trajan75 — April 20, 2008 @ 9:26 PM

  4. Heh. The piss-soaked troll spends all his time being crazy on other blogs, and no one goes to his.

    Too funny.

    Comment by Zooey — April 22, 2008 @ 1:58 AM

  5. I know. He’s gotten so bad about keeping his own blog up-to-date that the people running the blogs about him have little to write about and make fun of. Frankly I was looking forward to him posting more of his ridiculous nonsense so that Toasterhead would have something else to make fun of. Instead, he just shows up leaving little piles of poop everywhere he goes. He can write about me all he wants (if he’s truthful), but he’s even crazier than I’ve maintained if he thinks I’m going to go to his site and read any of it, or allow his insults to remain on my blog.

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — April 22, 2008 @ 8:46 AM


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