Pick Wayne's Brain

May 19, 2008

Joke Time: The Farmer’s Daughters

Filed under: Joke Time — Tags: — Wayne A. Schneider @ 4:08 AM

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first date came to the door and said, ”I’m Eddie, I’m here to pick up Betty. We’re going for spaghetti, is she ready?”

“No,” the farmer said.

The second guy came to the door and said, ”I’m Joe, I’m here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?”

“No.”

The third boy came to the door and said to the farmer. ”Hello, my name is Chuck.”

The farmer shot Chuck.

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