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February 21, 2009

I’m A Deceiver (The Michelle Bachmann Song)

If you haven’t heard about Minnesota Rep Michelle Bachmann’s latest departure from reality, you can read about it at The Zoo.

I’m A Deceiver (The Michelle Bachmann Song)
Original words and music “I’m a Believer” by Neil Diamond
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider

I thought facts were only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Libs are out to get me (doo-do do-doo)
Now that’s the way it seems (doo-do do-doo)
Real annoying fact checks haunt my dreams

When you see my face, Know I’m a deceiver
Not a trace of facts in my mind
I’m so dumb (oooooh), I’m a deceiver
I wouldn’t leave here ’til I lie

I thought facts were more or less a silly thing
Seemed, the more I heard, the less I thought
There’s a use in lying (doo-do do-doo)
Though it causes pain (doo-do do-doo)
When you needed sunshine I brought rain

When you see my face, Know I’m a deceiver
Not a trace of facts in my mind
I’m so dumb (oooooh), I’m a deceiver
I wouldn’t leave here ’til I lie

Libs are out to get me (doo-do do-doo)
Now that’s the way it seems (doo-do do-doo)
Real annoying fact checks haunt my dreams

When you see my face, Know I’m a deceiver
Not a trace of facts in my mind
I’m so dumb (oooooh), I’m a deceiver
I wouldn’t leave here ’til I lie

When you see my face, Know I’m deceiver
Not a trace of facts in my mind
Yeah I’m a deceiver, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m a deceiver (I’m a deceiver)
Yeah, I’m a deceiver, yeah (I’m a deceiver)

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3 Comments

  1. OMG, this one is my new favorite!!! 😆

    You’re on a roll, Wayne.

    Comment by Zooey — February 21, 2009 @ 2:13 AM

  2. And the hits just keep on coming. Might even have another one soon. I’m guessing it’ll be your new favorite. 🙂

    Seriously, thank you.

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — February 21, 2009 @ 2:22 AM

  3. Lovely!

    Comment by 5thstate — April 6, 2009 @ 9:58 PM


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