You know, if Rep Michelle Bachmann of Minnesota would stop saying crazy things (like encouraging people not to fill our their census forms, which is a crime), then I wouldn’t have to keep writing song parodies about her.
[Sorry, I couldn’t find a decent video of the song.]
Shelly, Shelly’s cra-yay-zy
Shelly, Shelly’s cra-yay-zy
She – e – e-e-e-e-lly’s cra-yay-zy
She – e – lly, won’t you shut up tonight
She – e – e-e-e-e-lly’s cra-yay-zy
She – e – lly, won’t you shut up tonight
(Why don’t you shut up) ‘Bout your tea party
(Shut up) with the right wing lies
(Shut up) you’ll throw the facts away
I really hate your whi-yi-yi-yines
She – e – e-e-e-e-lly’s cra-yay-zy
She – e – lly, won’t you shut up tonight
(Shut, shut, shut up tonight)
(Shut, shut, shut up tonight)
You-oo-ooh better stop your drama
Tell us everything is not right
(Why don’t you shut up) Put your Flag Pin on
(Shut up) Mmmm, it looks so fine
(Shut up) Lying’s nice and easy
Girl, you’re gonna lose your mind
She – e – e-e-e-e-lly’s cra-yay-zy
She – e – lly, won’t you shut up tonight
(Shut, shut, shut up tonight)
(Shut, shut, shut up tonight)
Pick Wayne's Brain 
Not sure I can figure out the melody to this parody. It’s late and my brain is toast.
I did think of another song for Sarah Palin… “The Quitter” to the tune of Neil Young’s song “The Loner”.
It’s just a suggestion. You are clever with words 🙂
Comment by Cats r Flyfishn — July 6, 2009 @ 11:30 PM
If I post the video link after I’m finished writing, I think you will see the video.
Comment by Cats r Flyfishn — July 6, 2009 @ 11:31 PM
Here’s a link to the lyrics.
http://www.metrolyrics.com/the-loner-lyrics-neil-young.html
Comment by Cats r Flyfishn — July 6, 2009 @ 11:34 PM
Cats, its to Sherry by Frankie Valle and the 4 Seasons. Now I won’t be able to get the damn thing out of my head today.
Great job, Wayne.
Comment by medjhiesco — July 13, 2009 @ 8:39 AM