Pick Wayne's Brain

July 25, 2009

Silly Petty Man

Filed under: Parody — Tags: , , , , , , , , — Wayne A. Schneider @ 11:11 PM

And now, another song about Bill O’Reilly, who really is a silly, petty man.

Silly Petty Man
Words and music “Solitary Man” by Neil Diamond, 1966 Tallyrand Music, Inc. (ASCAP)
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, 2009

Andrea was fine
‘Til the time
That I phoned her
Talking porn,
What was worn

Then Keith came along,
Said I’m wrong,
That’s what he thought
Keith and you,
But he lied, too

Don’t know if I’ll kill,
But I will
Let it blind me
The ones who’ll stay
And will pay
Stand behind me
I’ll be what I am,
A silly petty man,
Silly petty man

I’ve had it good here
Being where
Hate’s a good word
Full-time thing,
So right wing

I know it’s been fun
Havin’ one
Boss who loves me
Right or wrong,
Never wrong

Don’t know if I’ll kill,
But I will
Let it blind me
The ones who’ll stay
And will pay
Stand behind me
I’ll be what I am,
A silly petty man,
Silly petty man

Don’t know if I’ll kill,
But I will
Let it blind me
The ones who’ll stay
And will pay
Stand behind me
I’ll be what I am,
A silly petty man,
Silly petty man
Mmm silly petty man,
Mmm silly petty man

And now, as an added treat, here’s a great version of the song performed by the late Mr. Johnny Cash. When I first viewed this clip, I thought it was Johnny singing the song (with or without Neil). But it wasn’t too long before I figured out I was wrong. See if you can pick out that moment. 😉

1 Comment »

  1. One of my old favorites made new. Another hit, Wayne.

    Comment by medjhiesco — July 26, 2009 @ 12:01 PM


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