Pick Wayne's Brain

August 8, 2009

Senate Queen

This song was originally posted on 12/07/07

An ode to Senator Larry Craig (R-ID).

Senate Queen
Original words and music, “Killer Queen”, by Freddie Mercury
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, 2007

He keeps roaming the bath stalls
In his favored habitat
‘Let me have men’, he says
Just like Marie Antoinette

A built-in sympathy
For closets and secrecy
At anytime an invitation
He can’t decline

D.C. bars for gentlemen
Well-versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

He’s a Senate Queen
Goes prowlin’ toilet scenes
Dynamite in the men’s latrines
Guaranteed to blow some guy
Anytime

Recommended by the right
Insatiable in appetite
What a guy

To avoid implications
He never used the same commode
In desperation
He spoke just like a homophobe

Met a cop in St Paul
He found him in the next stall
And then asked him, incidentally,
If he’s that way inclined

Bad boys come naturally from Congress.
For facts he couldn’t care less.
Fastidious and precise.

He’s a Senate Queen
Goes prowlin’ toilet scenes
Dynamite in the men’s latrines
Guaranteed to blow some guy
Anytime

Drop of hat he’s as horny as
Lustful as an alley cat
Then momentarily robbed of action
Temporarily out of ass
It absolutely drives him wild, wild
They’re out to get him

He’s a Senate Queen
Goes prowlin’ toilet scenes
Dynamite in the men’s latrines
Guaranteed to blow some guy
Anytime

Decommissioned by the right
And possibly a sodomite
What a guy
You’re quite a guy

1 Comment »

  1. I am not sure how the star rating works, Evidently the right hand star gives you the highest. That’s what I intended.

    I wasted a good bit of coffee and time cleaning my monitor. Hilarious.

    Comment by medjhiesco — August 9, 2009 @ 10:01 AM


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