Pick Wayne's Brain

July 3, 2010

Republican Girl

This could really be about any of them. Sarah Palin. Michelle Bachmann. Liz Cheney. Phyllis Schlafly. They’re all out there, so detached from reality. Maybe you can name some more. 🙂

As usual, thank you, Jane, for your help.

Republican Girl
Original words and music “American Girl” by Tom Petty
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider

Well, she was a Republican girl
Raised on premises
She couldn’t help thinkin’ that she
Was a little more Pro-Life than all else
After all it was a great big scam
With lots of paces to run through
And if she had to lie tryin’ she
Had no honored promise she was gonna keep

Oh, yeah, uptight
Take it easy, Lady
Make it less hard right
……(Make it less hard right)
She was a Republican girl

Well she was kind of cold alright
She stood alone without empathy
Yeah, she could hear the words go by
Out to poor-informed ones, like hate smashin on free speech
But for one separate moment where
She slipped back in her infamy
God it’s so painful when someone that’s so dense
Is still too hard right to teach

Oh, yeah, uptight
Take it easy, Lady
Make it less hard right
……(Make it less hard right)
She was a Republican girl

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2 Comments

  1. Oh yeah, uptight says it all!

    Nice one, Wayne!

    Comment by lass o'delight — July 3, 2010 @ 8:20 PM

  2. Outstanding!!!

    Comment by Zooey — July 3, 2010 @ 9:02 PM


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