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December 12, 2010

Their House

Filed under: Parody — Tags: , , , , , , , — Wayne A. Schneider @ 12:17 PM

Well, as we all know, our worst nightmares came through on Election Day and the Republicans won enough seats to take control of the House of Representatives. But what everyone wants to know is how will they govern? And that’s an interesting question because Republicans have no interest in governing, only in ruling. But we do know that with their penchant for telling lies, their House will be one filled with deceit.

Their House
Original words and music by Madness, 1982
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, 2010

Boehner talks the Sunday fest
Cantor’s wired to do the rest
The lies they’re making up will scare
Seems they’re standing in it deep
Bagger’s have a vow to keep
They won’t hang around

Their House, will be riddled with deceit
Their House, will be riddled with de-

Their House is just a crowd
There’s always someone flapping gums
And they’re usually quite loud
They’re dumb, of which they’re proud
Honor doesn’t tie them down
And a fact is not allowed

Their House, will be riddled with deceit
Their House, will be riddled with de-
Their House, will be riddled with deceit
. Something tells me that we’ve got to get them out of it
Their House, will be riddled with de-

Boehner comes off like a jerk
Cantor has to iron his shirt
Then he sells the lies to fools
Sees them off with evil bliss
He’s the one who’s gonna persist
In lots of ways

Their House, will be riddled with deceit
Their House, will be riddled with de-

They remember way back then
When everything untrue was in
They would have such a very good time
Spending your dime, on an empty crime
And they remember Pay-to-Play,
Simply threw the law away
Then they’d say something real dumb,
Deceive us, those schemers

Boehner talks the Sunday fest
Cantor’s wired to do the rest
The lies they’re making up will scare
Seems they’re standing in it deep
Bagger’s have a vow to keep
They won’t hang around

Their House, will be riddled with deceit
Their House, will be riddled with deceit
Their House, will be riddled with deceit
Their House, will be riddled with de-

Their House, is a castle they won’t keep
Their House, will be riddled with deceit
Their House, full of assholes and some creeps
Their House, will be riddled with deceit
Their House, will be riddled with deceit
Their House, will be riddled with deceit

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4 Comments

  1. Good one, Wayne. It’s going to be an interesting and frightening next two years.

    Comment by Cats r Flyfishn — December 12, 2010 @ 1:30 PM

  2. I’ll never hear the original lyrics again – only this great parody!

    I’ve already made a pact, with myself, never, intentionally, listen to or watch the Orange one. He just reminds me of a lush – needing toothpicks to keep his eyes open.

    Comment by 2ebbandflow — December 12, 2010 @ 1:46 PM

  3. Another great one, Wayne. 🙂

    Comment by Zooey — December 13, 2010 @ 6:36 PM

  4. You write interesting posts. I like your news 🙂

    Comment by wroclaw — February 25, 2011 @ 8:36 AM


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