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June 26, 2016

Only The Fools Like Trump (a song parody)

Filed under: Parody — Tags: , , , , , — Wayne A. Schneider @ 10:30 PM

I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this before, but Donald J. Trump is in every conceivable way unfit to hold any public office, let alone the most powerful one in the country. He has zero comprehension of what the role of President of the United States is and seems to think the POTUS does nothing but negotiate deals all day. He doesn’t understand how the Constitution fits into governing and thinks he can just jail reporters who publish things he doesn’t like, such as the truth about him. If he was a reclusive billionaire who tried to stay out of the public spotlight, one could make an argument that printing things harmful to his image might be considered defamatory. Might. But Trump was a public figure of his own choosing and promotion long before he decided to play a joke on the country and pretend to run for president. He’s not really serious about being president, and it shows in the way he panics when pressed by reporters for real answers to questions like, “Are you serious?” and “How exactly will you make that happen?” and “Are you aware that’s totally unconstitutional?” His narcissism won’t let him admit failure of any kind, and so he continues along this ill-chosen path. And millions of fools are right behind him, urging him on, which only makes the problem worse. A pathological lying narcissist won’t go away if you keep paying attention to him.

Only The Fools Like Trump
Original words and music, “Only The Good Die Young” by Billy Joel 1977
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider 2016

Come out my minions, don’t hesitate
You pathetic fools learn much too late
Aw but sooner or later you vote with your hate
Oh I might as well be the one

Well, I showed you my stature, told you I’m great
I built you casinos then locked them away
Aw, but I never told you the bills I won’t pay
For things that I still had done

Only the fools like Trump
That I can say
Only the fools like Trump
Only the fools like Trump

You might have heard I run with a dangerous mouth
It ain’t too pretty but great down South
I might be racist a bit too loud
Aw but that never hurt no Trump

So come on my minions show me a sign
Beat up a stranger and I’ll pay for the fine
That First Amendment they’re hiding behind
Never lets us have fun

Darlin’ only the fools like Trump, Woah
I tell ya only the fools like Trump
Only the fools like Trump

I got a nice white hood from the party on my nomination
I got a brand new robe
Mmm, and a cross to hold
But my minions I didn’t give ’em quite enough defamation
You know to count on me
When you are counting on your bigotry

(Oh woah woah)

They say this is heaven for those who use hate
Some say I’m bitter but I say I ain’t
I’d rather laugh like a winner and lie to your face
The winners get much more done

You know that only the fools like Trump
I tell ya only the fools like Trump
Only the fools like Trump

Well your party told you all that I could give you was prevarication
Aw they’re very scared of me
But will they ever say they’re there for me
No no no

Come out come out come out my minions don’t hesitate
You pathetic fools learn much too late
Oh but sooner or later you vote with your hate
Oh I might as well be the one
You know that only the fools like Trump

I’m telling you baby
You know that only the fools like Trump
Only the fools like Trump
Only the fools
Only the fools like Trump

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