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January 7, 2017

Donny’s A Liar (A Song Parody)

Filed under: Parody — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — Wayne A. Schneider @ 10:17 PM

In case it isn’t obvious by now, I think Donald J. Trump is more than just a bullshit artist, he’s a flat out liar.

Donny’s A Liar
Original words and music “Baby’s On Fire” by Brian Eno, 1973
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, 2017

Donny’s a liar
Never toes the line he ought to
Look at him laughing
Says he’d like to date his daughter

Donny’s a liar
And we’re all laughing at his bitching
Hating those photos
Oh, they spot his double chin thing

Taxes are no show
Does his best to change the subject
Knows no sins, no no
There’s some persistence when he objects

Photographers snip snap
Wastes his time, he should be learning
His lack of experience
Is very scary, we’ll be burning

If he wasn’t pond scum
He could be half the man we’re used to
They said he was hot stuff
And that’s how Donny’s men seduced you

(Great Robert Fripp guitar solo.)

What is it with Don
Very clever with construction
Making his fortune
Selling cities self-destruction

Don lashes at Chicos
And then denies that he’s a bigot
He tempts all the Nazis,
And mocks to all, “They want to rig it!”

But Donny’s a liar
And all the interviews agree that
His temperament’s dicey
And ev’ry idiot should know that

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