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March 22, 2017

A Nutty Day (A Song Parody)

I love Sir Paul McCartney, and I have nothing but the deepest admiration, awe, and respect for his musical genius and creativity, and I would never dare make a claim that I could do anything better than he when it came to music. But there is one rather small, almost insignificant complaint I have (other than the official lyrics of “Live and Let Die” where he sings “And if this ever-changing world in which we live in [sic],” which can easily be corrected by changing them to “And if this ever-changing world in which we’re livin’,” and nobody would know the difference), and it’s that some of his most beautiful melodies are also his most saddest songs. Take “She’s Leaving Home.” Such a beautiful tune, and yet such a sad, sad song. “Cried For No One,” is another one. I love that tune and yet it’s hard to feel happy when singing it. And the third one, the one below, “Another Day,” is another great tune with such a sad story. One of my personal goals in all these years of writing song parodies was to take one of those sad Paul McCartney songs and turn it into a happy melody we could have fun singing. I hope I succeeded. And I hope I don’t offend my musical idol, Sir Paul McCartney, without whom a great many bass players would not know how to play, and I wouldn’t have been able to write parodies of “Lady Madonna,” “I’ve Just Seen A Face,” “Revolution,” (I’m sure he helped John out here and there) “Too Many People,” “Eleanor Rigby,” “Here, There, and Everywhere,” “The Night Before,” “Another Girl,” and the entire “Let It Be” album. Thank you, Sir Paul, and I hope you enjoy this one. Maybe you could sing it for us and give us an even happier tune to enjoy even more, even if it is true. 🙂

This is a typical day in the life of Donald J. Trump, so-called President Of The United States. Or as the acronym that’s most often used on the internet goes, NAMBLA. If you enjoy it, please share it through your various social media. And thank you very much.


A Nutty Day
Original words and music “Another Day” by Paul McCartney 1971
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, 2017

Ev’ry day he watches Fox & Friends, resets his hair,
Casts a doubt around him as he’s heading for the office where,
It’s just a nutty day.
Slipping into mocking. Messing with the news
Dipping in your pocket for his vacay
It’s just a nutty day.
At the office where he’s told to go he starts a fray,
Signs another order telling foreigners to stay away
It’s just a nutty day.
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, It’s just a nutty day
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, It’s just a nutty day.

So mad, so mad,
Sometimes he seems so mad,
All folks in departments he’d fell,
See a man of his schemes come to make it Hell.
All…day, Can’t interrupt
When he’s dumb and he says
What he tweets the next day… so sad,
Sometimes he seems so mad,

As he hosts another leader who is terrified,
People gather ’round here and they find it hard to say he lied.
It’s just a nutty day.
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, It’s just a nutty day
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, It’s just a nutty day.

So mad, so mad,
Sometimes he seems so mad,
All folks in departments he’d fell,
See a man of his schemes come to make it Hell.
All…day, Can’t interrupt
When he’s dumb and he says
What he tweets the next day… so sad,
Sometimes he seems so mad,

Ev’ry day he watches Fox & Friends, resets his hair,
Casts a doubt around him as he’s heading for the office where,
It’s just a nutty day.
Slipping into mocking. Messing with the news
Dipping in your pocket for his vacay
Ah, It’s just a nutty day.

Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, It’s just a nutty day
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, It’s just a nutty day.

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