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August 13, 2018

Don’t Tell Me Lies (A Song Parody)

Filed under: Parody — Tags: , , , , , — Wayne A. Schneider @ 9:27 PM

It’s about you-know-who.

Don’t Tell Me Lies

Based on “Don’t Ask Me Why” by Billy Joel
Original lyrics and music by Billy Joel
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider 2018

All the hate that’s in your grand display
Leads your senses when you think
Everyone you hate most everyday
Every skunk must have his stink
Don’t make up answers
Don’t fake your chances
Don’t tell me lies

All your life you never stood in line
‘Til you’re standing in defeat
All your choices made us change our mind
Now your coup d’état’s complete
Don’t make up answers
Don’t fake your chances
Don’t tell me lies

You can say inhuman stuff that only you believe
And I can only call a liar a liar
But you are still addicted to the decadence you weave
As sure as I’m a victim of your ire

All the servants in your new hotel
Hold their noses when you eat
Fool them all but Donnie I can tell
You’re no stranger to deceit
Don’t bask insanely
Don’t talk so strangely
Don’t tell me lies

Yesterday you screwed a mom and child
Why’d your goons send them away
You can still come in with class and style
Now you say, “No comprende”
You made up answers
You faked your chances
Don’t tell me lies
Don’t tell me lies

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