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September 13, 2021

Fact Cheater

Filed under: Parody — Tags: , , , , — Wayne A. Schneider @ 7:03 PM

This is not about any one particular person.
Oh, it may seem like it’s obviously about a certain one.
Maybe it is, or maybe it isn’t, about a blonde Fox News commentator.
I can not confirm or deny any of that speculation.

Let’s just say it hypothetically could be
About any one of several Conservative
Home-grown, young, Satanic priestesses who
Regurgitate the lies that make it possible for
Evil Republicans to gain enough power to see to it we
Never have free and fair elections again.

Fact Cheater
Original words and music “Maneater” by Daryl Hall and John Oates, 1982
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, 2021

She always comes on at night
The mean and angry type
Nothing is true
I’ve seen her there before
Bitching and moaning
Ooh, she’s shittin’ on you
But her lies come from the core

So many are plain to see
Don’t you think she does it for glee
The woman’s a child, a hell-cat famed
By the Right as a rising star
What is the matter?
If you listen for long
Your brain’s gonna let a fart

(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She’ll screw you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She’s a Fact Cheater

(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She’ll screw you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She’s a Fact Cheater

I wouldn’t if you like Truth
I know what she will do
It’s deadly man, and she could really
Strip her words apart
Mind all her blather
Ooh, the truth isn’t there
But the least is in her heart

(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She’ll screw you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She’s a Fact Cheater

(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She’ll screw you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She’s a Fact Cheater

[Instrumental Interlude.  Love the bass.]

Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out boy
She’ll screw you up
(Whoa-oh, here she comes
(Watch out) she’s a Fact Cheater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Ooh, she’ll screw you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes, she’s a Fact Cheater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(Watch out)
She’ll always come on at night, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
She’s a Fact Cheater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)

The woman’s a child, whoooa
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out boy, watch out boy
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(Yeah, yeah) she’s a Fact Cheater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She’s a Fact Cheater)
She’s bitching and moaning, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Oh, she’s a Fact Cheater

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