This is a work of fiction based on a work of fiction which, in turn, was based on another work of fiction. The characters are based on real people who may or may not behave the way they’re depicted here, but it would be fun to think they do. This is also a work of fantasy. The real procedures that would have to take place are different, but let’s allow a little license so we can have fun. Besides, I’m just trying to make my made-up story more closely match the made-up story upon which this is based, which tried to more-or-less match the made-up story on which it was based. You can just think of it as “fake news” right up until it really happens.
In researching the lyrics to the musical I found that several versions exist. This is from the one I grew up listening to and the one you want to go by. Its cover looks like this:
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DONALD TRUMP TV STAR
A Rock Opera Parody
CAST, The singers in order of appearance
REINCE PRIEBUS........................................WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF
DONALD J. TRUMP............................POTUS, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
KELLYANNE CONWAY..........................................COUNSELOR TO THE POTUS
MICHAEL PENCE........................VPOTUS, VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
MITCH McCONNELL...........................................SENATE MAJORITY LEADER
RUDY GIULIANI..........................................................NOSFERATU
JOHN ROBERTS..................................CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE UNITED STATES
JARED KUSHNER.....................DONALD J. TRUMP'S CLOSE ADVISER and SON-IN-LAW
PAUL RYAN................................SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
RUTH BADER GINSBURG................................................NOTORIOUS RBG
Reince Priebus is worried. He's beginning to think his boss might possibly be out
of his mind. He talks to his dead father a lot, and he seems to think he's Jesus
Christ. Reince is concerned about the kind of message his governance is sending.
HATRED ON THEIR MINDS
Reince Priebus: My mind's in terror now--
At last all too well
I can see where we all soon will be
If you step away, the width of the plan
That you'll see's clearly all lunacy
Donald!
You've started to believe
The things you say you'll do
You really do believe
This kind of job's for you
And all the stuff you've done
You thought was swept away
Will begin to matter more
Than the things you say
Listen, Donald, I don't like what I see
All I ask is that you listen to me
And remember--
I've been a right-wing lad all along (more...)
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