Pick Wayne's Brain

July 6, 2009

Shelly

Filed under: Parody — Tags: , , , , , — Wayne A. Schneider @ 9:48 PM

You know, if Rep Michelle Bachmann of Minnesota would stop saying crazy things (like encouraging people not to fill our their census forms, which is a crime), then I wouldn’t have to keep writing song parodies about her.

[Sorry, I couldn’t find a decent video of the song.]

Shelly, Shelly’s cra-yay-zy
Shelly, Shelly’s cra-yay-zy

She – e – e-e-e-e-lly’s cra-yay-zy
She – e – lly, won’t you shut up tonight
She – e – e-e-e-e-lly’s cra-yay-zy
She – e – lly, won’t you shut up tonight

(Why don’t you shut up) ‘Bout your tea party
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February 21, 2009

Truth Is All Around (The Michelle Bachmann Song 2)

And now, Rep Michelle Bachmann (R-LaLa Land) as Mary Richards in

Truth Is All Around (The Michelle Bachmann Song 2)
Original words and music “Love is All Around” by Paul Williams
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider

Who can turn her brain off with her smile?
Who can start an interview, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
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I’m A Deceiver (The Michelle Bachmann Song)

If you haven’t heard about Minnesota Rep Michelle Bachmann’s latest departure from reality, you can read about it at The Zoo.

I’m A Deceiver (The Michelle Bachmann Song)
Original words and music “I’m a Believer” by Neil Diamond
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider

I thought facts were only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Libs are out to get me (doo-do do-doo)
Now that’s the way it seems (doo-do do-doo)
Real annoying fact checks haunt my dreams

When you see my face, Know I’m a deceiver
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