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July 25, 2009

Silly Petty Man

Filed under: Parody — Tags: , , , , , , , , — Wayne A. Schneider @ 11:11 PM

And now, another song about Bill O’Reilly, who really is a silly, petty man.

Silly Petty Man
Words and music “Solitary Man” by Neil Diamond, 1966 Tallyrand Music, Inc. (ASCAP)
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, 2009

Andrea was fine
‘Til the time
That I phoned her
Talking porn,
What was worn

Then Keith came along,
Said I’m wrong,
That’s what he thought
Keith and you,
But he lied, too

Don’t know if I’ll kill,

February 21, 2009

I’m A Deceiver (The Michelle Bachmann Song)

If you haven’t heard about Minnesota Rep Michelle Bachmann’s latest departure from reality, you can read about it at The Zoo.

I’m A Deceiver (The Michelle Bachmann Song)
Original words and music “I’m a Believer” by Neil Diamond
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider

I thought facts were only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Libs are out to get me (doo-do do-doo)
Now that’s the way it seems (doo-do do-doo)
Real annoying fact checks haunt my dreams

When you see my face, Know I’m a deceiver

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