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May 5, 2018

Who’s Blocking Me Now? (A Song Parody)

Filed under: Parody — Wayne A. Schneider @ 12:07 AM

Who’s Blocking Me Now?
Based on “Who Can It Be Now?” by Men at Work
Original music and lyrics by Colin John Hay, © 1981
EMI Music Publishing, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, © 2018

Who can it be blocking me their door?
No way! Can’t see their tweets no more.
I can’t see what they tweet at night.
I’m very tired of wingnuts on the right.
All I wish is to see his word.
Stay away, don’t you find it absurd?
Best off if I don’t deride.
Don’t come in, they’ll only run and hide.

Who’s blocking me now?
Who’s blocking me now?
Who’s blocking me now?
Who’s blocking me now?

Who can it be blocking me their door?
Makes no sense, I’ve not tweaked him before.
If he fears, he’ll block all day.
He just crapped and there he’ll have to stay.
I’ve caused alarm, I speak for myself.
There’s nothing wrong with my spate of mental stealth.
He likes it there with his white hood friends.
Here it comes, that squealing again!

Who’s blocking me now?
Who’s blocking me now?
Who’s blocking me now?
Who’s blocking me now?

Is it their plan come to chase me away?
Why do they follow me?
It’s not their nature they see in me.
It’s just their fantasy.

Who’s blocking me now?
Who’s blocking me now?
Who’s blocking me now?
Who’s blocking me now?

Oh, who’s blocking me now?
Oh, who’s blocking, who’s blocking
Oh, who’s blocking me now?
Yeah yeah yeah

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