While My Alarm Gently Beeps (A Song Parody)

While My Alarm Gently Beeps
Original Words & Lyrics “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”
by George Harrison 1968
Additional Lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider 2020

I look at them all see the scam they’re completing
While my alarm gently beeps
I toke at my bowl and I see it depleting
While my alarm gently beeps

I don’t know why nobody polled you
How do they hold your trust
I don’t know how someone had rolled you
They caught and trolled you

I look at his words and I notice he’s daring
While my alarm gently beeps
Whenever on stage he’ll just surely be scaring
While my alarm gently beeps

I don’t know how progress reverted
They had converted youth
I don’t know how facts were averted
No one inserted truth

I look at them all see the scam they’re completing
While my alarm gently beeps
Look at them all
Still my alarm gently beeps

You Always Give Me Baloney

You Always Give Me Baloney
Original words and music “You Never Give Me Your Money”
by John Lennon and Paul McCartney 1970
Additional lyrics Wayne A. Schneider 2019

You always give me baloney, you never give me an honest answer
And in the middle of interrogation you melt down
I never said you were dumber, I always said there were stipulations
And in the middle of the conversation I melt down

At a cottage you don’t rent,