There are certain liberal websites (news aggregators, as they’re called) that employ some very terrible writers. I won’t name them here though I’m sure some of you might in the comments. (Comments? What comments, Wayne?) I hope you enjoy this song parody of “Paperback Writer.”
Very Bad Writer
Original words and music “Paperback Writer” by John Lennon and Paul McCartney 1966
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider 2021
Very bad writer (Very bad writer, writer)
Dear Sir or Madam did you read my post?
I’m getting paid to write, isn’t that the most?
I’m based in a cellar not too far from here
And I got this job
Where I’m paid to be a very bad writer
Very bad writer
It’s a dirty website with a dirty plan
How it clings to life I don’t understand
My fun is looking through my hate e-mail
It’s a heady mob
And they say that I’m a very bad writer
Very bad writer
Very bad writer (Very bad writer, writer)
It’s a thousand letters give or take a few
I’ll be writing more just to sneak it through
I can make it wronger ‘cause I like my style
Then I’ll change it ’round
‘Cause I want to be a very bad writer
Very bad writer
If you really like it I’ll be quite surprised
I could make a copy for the other sites
If you must berate me you can write me here
But I need a place
Where I get to be a very bad writer
Very bad writer
Very bad writer (Very bad writer, writer)
(Very bad writer) Very bad writer
(Very bad writer) Very bad writer
(Very bad writer) Very bad writer
(Very bad writer) Very bad writer
(Very bad)
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